• Third Member of Notre Dame’s Holy Trinity of Football Attacked (Satire)

    (Satire) More shocking news reverberated around the Catholic football world this weekend, causing faithful Fighting Irish fans to fear for their eternal football salvation.

    The third member of Notre Dame’s venerated Holy Trinity of football, the Leprechaun, suffered an unexpected, unprecedented verbal attack during the school’s nationally televised game versus the University of Michigan.

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    No Penance for Louisville’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino

    Another fallen skirt chaser in the sports world will not be disciplined.

    University of Louisville Athletic Director Tom Jurich reiterated his school’s unwavering support for Men’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino yesterday following the conviction of Karen Cunagin Sypher, 50, for attempting to extort millions from the Cardinals’ high profile coach after their tawdry tryst.

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