• NCAA Rules to Vacate Kentucky’s Final Four Appearance (Satire)

    (Satire) The NCAA ruled today to vacate the University of Kentucky Basketball Team’s place in tomorrow’s Final Four in Houston, TX.

    The unprecendented news infuriated faithful Kentucky followers and shocked college basketball fans everywhere.

    NCAA President Mark A. Emmert cited the ubiquitous smoke and mirrors that kept Kentucky Coach John Calipari one step ahead [...]

    Interview with WikiLeaks Founder Troubling to Some Sports Star (Satire)

    (Satire) CBS News’ “60 Minutes” reported yesterday that the seemingly unending saga surrounding WikiLeaks will soon surface in the sports world.

    During last night’s television interview with Julian Assange—the WikiLeaks founder currently under United States criminal investigation—”60 Minutes” learned that the Aussie plans to allow sensitive and private information to leak, thus divulging the dastardly behavior [...]