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    NCAA Rules to Vacate Kentucky’s Final Four Appearance (Satire)

    (Satire) The NCAA ruled today to vacate the University of Kentucky Basketball Team’s place in tomorrow’s Final Four in Houston, TX.

    The unprecendented news infuriated faithful Kentucky followers and shocked college basketball fans everywhere.

    NCAA President Mark A. Emmert cited the ubiquitous smoke and mirrors that kept Kentucky Coach John Calipari one step ahead [...]

    No Penance for Louisville’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino

    Another fallen skirt chaser in the sports world will not be disciplined.

    University of Louisville Athletic Director Tom Jurich reiterated his school’s unwavering support for Men’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino yesterday following the conviction of Karen Cunagin Sypher, 50, for attempting to extort millions from the Cardinals’ high profile coach after their tawdry tryst.

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