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    Cincinnati Bengal WR Chad Ochocinco Changing Name Again (Satire)

    (Satire) In a surprise move, Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is legally changing his name for a second time.

    At first, speculation surfaced that the mercurial No. 85 was reverting to his originally given birth name, Chad Javon Johnson.

    However, upon further review, NFL officials quickly learned that in light of another listless, [...]

    Reggie Bush’s Heisman Decision Prompts Other NFL Promises (Satire)

    (Satire) Widespread speculation surrounding the NCAA’s investigation finding that Reggie Bush and his family accepted cash and gifts from fledgling California sports agents prompted the 2005 Heisman winner to return the venerated Trophy.

    The New Orleans Saints RB star’s surprising decision spawned a series of other unlikely NFL players, coaches and teams to proffer [...]