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(Satire) Last night Twitter, the world’s pre-eminent micro-blogging social media site, presented its inaugural NFL Twit Head of the Year Award for reckless remarks to Minnesota Vikings’ All Pro RB Adrian Peterson. Twitter initially planned to award the gleaming NFL Crystal Ball Twit Head Trophy to a worthy NFL personality at the start of [...] (Satire) In a surprise move, Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco is legally changing his name for a second time. At first, speculation surfaced that the mercurial No. 85 was reverting to his originally given birth name, Chad Javon Johnson. However, upon further review, NFL officials quickly learned that in light of another listless, [...] (Satire) On December 2, 2010, FIFA officially announced Qatar as host country of the 2022 World Cup. FIFA’s surprising selection of this little known, oft-mispronounced Persian Gulf Emirate is cited as a “courageous step into new territory.” Yea, kinda like intentionally marching right off the nearest cliff! Despite Qatar’s location in a politically unstable [...] (Satire) Widespread speculation surrounding the NCAA’s investigation finding that Reggie Bush and his family accepted cash and gifts from fledgling California sports agents prompted the 2005 Heisman winner to return the venerated Trophy. The New Orleans Saints RB star’s surprising decision spawned a series of other unlikely NFL players, coaches and teams to proffer [...] (Satire) Facing mounting pressure from special interest groups and the United States government, Nike may recall its new limited edition Tim Tebow Air Trainers. The blue and orange Tebow endorsed shoes, which sold out on nikestore.com within 5 minutes last week, have sparked a firestorm of protests. Among the disgruntled groups are: Southern Baptists, [...] (Satire) Bitter contract disputes may thwart this year’s NY Jets’ Super Bowl run. The NY Jets announced today that another key member of its organization is seeking a lucrative long term deal and has still not reported to the team’s training camp. In addition to all pro cornerback Darrelle Revis, Jets’ Towel Boy (name [...] (Satire) Washington Redskins’ defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth finally passed his mandatory conditioning test yesterday at the team’s practice facility in Ashburn, VA. Haynesworth successfully completed two sets of back-and-forth 25-yard sprints, passing two dozen buffet tables laden with barbequed ribs, Southern fried chicken, hot biscuits and gravy, and double-dipped chocolate donuts with sprinkles . [...] OK, football fans, let’s NOT be fooled again……..when the NFL announces that another by-gone generation of geriatric, gyrating rockers will be entertaining us during future Super Bowl halftime celebrations. Expecting to see myself and feel myself mesmerized by rock luminaries Roger Daltrey and Peter Townshend during yesterday’s highly anticipated football game intermission, I instead [...] Football’s instant replay is anything but instant. Seems like you can read all 1,990 pages of President Obama’s new Health Care Reform Bill…twice…faster than it takes a ref to acknowledge a challenging coach’s red flag, run over to the sidelines, stick his head under the little black curtain, then re-watch (what appears like a [...] America’s Team…of intrigue that is…the Dallas Cowboys had their house warming party turn chilly last weekend as the NY Giants dampened the debut of Dallas’ Billion Dollar Digs before an NFL record crowd and an expectant national television audience. If the Boys don’t bounce back tonight with a big win against Carolina, and if [...] |
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