Rutgers Recruiting Snags Snooki on College Football’s Signing Day (Satire)

(Satire) Yesterday Rivals.com reported that Rutgers University landed the single biggest coup in this year’s NCAA College Football National Signing Day by inking Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to a binding commitment. According to head coach Greg Schiano, the irreverent, infamous and inane personality known as Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore fame officially … Continue reading

Interview with WikiLeaks Founder Troubling to Some Sports Star (Satire)

(Satire) CBS News’ “60 Minutes” reported yesterday that the seemingly unending saga surrounding WikiLeaks will soon surface in the sports world. During last night’s television interview with Julian Assange—the WikiLeaks founder currently under United States criminal investigation—”60 Minutes” learned that the … Continue reading

I Love ESPN College Football Announcer Lou Holtz

I absolutely love Lou Holtz! For cryin’ out loud—as this charismatic old coaching codger likes to say—how could anyone not absolutely adore this soon-to-be 74-year-old after listening to his commentary during last night’s coverage of the FedEx Orange Bowl featuring … Continue reading

No Penance for Louisville’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino

Another fallen skirt chaser in the sports world will not be disciplined. University of Louisville Athletic Director Tom Jurich reiterated his school’s unwavering support for Men’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino yesterday following the conviction of Karen Cunagin Sypher, 50, for … Continue reading

ESPN Foolishly Foments NCAA College Football Chippy Chatter

Although his punch paled to the devastating damage Kermit Washington’s delivered to Rudy Tomjanovich’s face in the 70’s, LaGarrette Blount’s jarring jab to Boise State’s Byron Hout’s jaw proved plenty powerful. The Oregon Running Back’s knuckle sandwich certainly served as … Continue reading