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    ESPN to Televise BCS National Championship Game Tonight

    Finally. The only postseason college football game that really matters kicks off in Glendale, AZ between two unbeaten teams—the Oregon Ducks and the Auburn Tigers. 

    Tonight’s Tostitos BCS Championship Game caps a painfully long bowl season in which 35 total bowl games over-saturated the NCAA college football landscape. 

    Anxious national sponsors, coupled with the [...]

    Auburn QB Cam Newton Cleared by NCAA for SEC Championship Game (Satire)

    (Satire) This week the NCAA declared Auburn University star QB Cam Newton eligible to play in Saturday’s SEC championship game versus Steve Spurrier’s South Carolina Gamecocks.

    Emboldened and energized by the NCAA’s decision, Newton’s embattled father Cecil escalated his future demands regarding his Heisman hopeful son.

    The elder Newton mandated these Mariah Carey-type diva [...]

    Third Member of Notre Dame’s Holy Trinity of Football Attacked (Satire)

    (Satire) More shocking news reverberated around the Catholic football world this weekend, causing faithful Fighting Irish fans to fear for their eternal football salvation.

    The third member of Notre Dame’s venerated Holy Trinity of football, the Leprechaun, suffered an unexpected, unprecedented verbal attack during the school’s nationally televised game versus the University of Michigan.

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