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The Miami Heat‘s Lebron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh need to quit…while they’re still waaaaaaay behind…that is in NBA fan popularity contests held outside South Florida. Lebron James dubbed the three NBA superstars “the Heatles” after the legendary music group the Beatles because the Heat‘s new No. 6 says, “they sell out arenas wherever they go.” [...] Tell me James Dolan and Donnie Walsh aren’t a couple of Knuckleheaded Knicks. What on earth were they thinking? I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or scream upon learning the news that these two senior NBA executives re-signed former NY Knicks President and Coach Isaiah Thomas as a special consultant to their organization. [...] The Celtics are courting SHAQ-tastrophe! Last season’s NBA Finals Runner Ups are flaunting with failure as the Celtics have signed 38-year-old former NBA All-Star Shaquille O’Neal to a two year contract. In this coming NBA season, look for a series of SHAQ-tastrophes beginning with a kelly green clad sputtering Big Diesel lumbering down the [...] (Satire) Sources close to the King-Without-a-Ring reported that ESPN will devote another hour covering Lebron James’ decision to take his talented flesh to Miami. This time….to get another tattoo. Incredulous at first, ESPN never thought Lebron had enough flesh cap room left on his body to possibly accomodate another tattoo. However, upon further scrutiny, [...] His tears were genuine. He appeared poised, once again, to soar above all mere mortals in the basketball world. However, the monumental chip on Michael Jordan’s shoulder loomed larger than any words 23 uttered at last week’s Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Jordan’s inexplicable words at first baffled, and then essentially grounded perhaps [...] |
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