Burr…in Dallas Cowboys’ Billion Dollar NFL Digs!

America’s Team…of intrigue that is…the Dallas Cowboys had their house warming party turn chilly last weekend as the NY Giants dampened the debut of Dallas’ Billion Dollar Digs before an NFL record crowd and an expectant national television audience on … Continue reading

Basketball Hall of Fame: Air Jordan…..Now Grounded!

His tears were genuine. He appeared poised, once again, to soar above all mere mortals in the basketball world. However, the monumental chip on Michael Jordan’s shoulder loomed larger than any words 23 uttered at last week’s Basketball Hall of … Continue reading

US Tennis Open: Serena Williams Needs a Tennis Ball Binky

During Saturday’s US Open Semi Final match, Serena Williams would have been best served by voluntarily stuffing the same ball into her mouth that she rudely offered to shove down the throat of a timid line judge. A make-shift “tennis … Continue reading

ESPN Foolishly Foments NCAA College Football Chippy Chatter

Although his punch paled to the devastating damage Kermit Washington’s delivered to Rudy Tomjanovich’s face in the 70’s, LaGarrette Blount’s jarring jab to Boise State’s Byron Hout’s jaw proved plenty powerful. The Oregon Running Back’s knuckle sandwich certainly served as … Continue reading

US Tennis Open: The Grunting’s Gotta Go!

Never knew tennis was such an obnoxiously loud sport. Whoa! Tennis…loud? I know what you’re thinkin’. MIKE’s lost it ‘cause all sports fans agree that tennis is dignified, cultured, quintessentially British with polite clapping for pretty pony-tailed girls sporting shapely … Continue reading

ESPN’s Monday Night Football Draws Fanatic Favre Faithful

ESPN reported today that its Monday Night Football telecast earlier this week captured the Network’s best ever audience for a pre-season NFL game. Whoa! Hard to fathom that so many fanatic Favre faithful still follow this oft retired, frequently un-retired … Continue reading