#TBT Sports Blog: (Satire) Don King Signs Lebron James’ Mom to Fight Deal

For today’s Throw Back Thursday post, here’s a satirical piece I wrote a few years ago about LeBron James’ mother Gloria.

In this satirical sports blog, I share my own outlandish observations and exaggerated opinions as they pertain to Gloria James, LeBron’s mother. It playfully satirizes the King’s kin’s brief brush with the law.

(Satire) A wicked upper cut may have gotten Lebron James’ mom Gloria arrested in 2011 in Miami Beach for decking a slow moving valet attendant.

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Miami Heat Benefit BIG with Goran Dragic on Busy NBA Trade Day

The former “BIG” marketing campaign proved to be an instant NBA media success. Its simple, but brilliant, message quickly resonated with fans. Seen across television, web and social media outlets, the “BIG” campaign captured what fans already knew about the … Continue reading

NBA’s Lebron James Should Don #64 for Cleveland Cavaliers

This week NBA superstar Lebron James shrewdly enlisted sports fans on social media by asking for help in selecting his new Cleveland Cavaliers jersey number.

James engaged fans on both Twitter and Instagram by posing the question whether he should don the #23 he wore during his seven previous years in Cleveland or the more popular selling #6 jersey he sported as a member of the Miami Heat and USA Basketball.

A brilliant self-promoter, James received overwhelmingly positive feedback from fans regarding his new Cleveland Cavaliers jersey choice.

Though sports fans’ replies were all across the board, my two polar opposite suggestions were quite simple.

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Fickle Miami Heat NBA Fans

Thankfully, last night’s Game 5 of the NBA Finals was played in San Antonio and not in Miami.

Otherwise, basketball fans would have witnessed another poor display of support for their home town team.

Based on their history, fickle Miami Heat fans would have called it quits even earlier this year than they did during Game 6 of last year’s NBA Finals. In 2013, they bailed on their team with 28 seconds to go in an elimination game with the Heat down by five points.

Ironically, many Heat ticket holders in attendance missed an epic, improbable comeback that saved the series for the Heat.

A miraculous turn of events allowed the team to repeat as champs when it beat the Spurs in Game 7 two nights later. The game was played in front of the same fans that inexplicably turned their backs on the team and bolted the American Airlines Arena 48 hours earlier.

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A LeBron James Post NBA Finals Rest Is Warranted

An eagerly anticipated LeBron James post NBA Finals rest is warranted – for sports fans!

Sure, the four-time NBA MVP and two-time NBA champion is more than likely exhausted from advancing with the Miami Heat once again to the NBA Finals.

But, just think how fatigued fans have become. We can’t pick up a newspaper, turn on a television, look at our phone or log onto the internet without being bombarded by news about LeBron James.

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Samsung Galaxy S: Where’s the App for LeBron James’ Leg Cramps?

The popular new LeBron James Galaxy S App offers a cornucopia of features.

The App updates basketball fans on the four-time MVP’s latest NBA accomplishments.

It offers dietary and conditioning tips on how the 6’8” and 250 lb. super-athlete stays so physically fit.

And, the App shares fun-filled photos of James with his family.

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ESPN Should Swap Doris Burke for Mark Jackson During NBA Playoffs

The NBA player trade deadline may have long passed; however, NBA related deal making should continue.

Today, it should take place in the broadcast booth.

ESPN should swap two announcers that are currently covering the 2014 NBA Playoffs?

ESPN needs to trade Mark Jackson for Doris Burke straight up.

No announcers to be named later. No salary cap considerations. No future draft picks. No medical exams. No contingencies.

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LeBron James: Propose BIG Changes to New NBA Commissioner Adam Silver

On February 1, 2014 David Stern formally retired as NBA Commissioner.

When his deputy, Adam Silver, assumed the duties of the office, reigning NBA MVP LeBron James immediately expressed a desire to meet with the new commissioner and offer insight on ways to improve the league.

James’ request got me thinking.

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NBA Champs Miami Heat Visit President Obama in White House

Earlier this week the Miami Heat made a return trip to the White House in Washington, DC.

President Barack Obama honored the back-to-back NBA champions and spent time joking with the team.

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