NCAA March Madness: Kentucky & Uconn To Play For All the Marbles

These days, people don’t think about playing marbles.

Yet many years ago, playing marbles was popular. Despite the game’s disappearance, every serious athlete still knows what it means to play for all the marbles.

And, especially if you’re a member of the Kentucky Wildcats or Uconn Huskies playing for all the marbles, metaphorically speaking, is all you’ll be thinking about until until 9:10pm on Monday night April 7th!

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NCAA Rules to Vacate Kentucky’s Final Four Appearance (Satire)

(Satire) The NCAA ruled today to vacate the University of Kentucky Basketball Team’s place in tomorrow’s Final Four in Houston, TX. The unprecendented news infuriated faithful Kentucky followers and shocked college basketball fans everywhere. NCAA President Mark A. Emmert cited … Continue reading

Interview with WikiLeaks Founder Troubling to Some Sports Star (Satire)

(Satire) CBS News’ “60 Minutes” reported yesterday that the seemingly unending saga surrounding WikiLeaks will soon surface in the sports world. During last night’s television interview with Julian Assange—the WikiLeaks founder currently under United States criminal investigation—”60 Minutes” learned that the … Continue reading

What CBS Misses in its March Madness Coverage

Going into this weekend, the NCAA Men’s College Basketball Tournament has been officially trimmed to four fantastic teams, and this year’s CBS March Madness television coverage has once again frustrated the lucid, logical thinking of reasonably intelligent college basketball fans … Continue reading