NASCAR Refutes Jersey Shore’s Snooki Filming New Reality TV Series (Satire)

(Satire) NASCAR adamantly denied this morning that Nicole Snooki Polizzi’s car crash in Florence, Italy resulted from filming a new reality TV series called NASCAR Nymphs. NASCAR quickly squashed surfacing speculation that the Charlotte, NC based organization had recruited Snooki … Continue reading

Rutgers Recruiting Snags Snooki on College Football’s Signing Day (Satire)

(Satire) Yesterday Rivals.com reported that Rutgers University landed the single biggest coup in this year’s NCAA College Football National Signing Day by inking Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to a binding commitment. According to head coach Greg Schiano, the irreverent, infamous and inane personality known as Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore fame officially … Continue reading