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    Auburn QB Cam Newton Cleared by NCAA for SEC Championship Game (Satire)

    (Satire) This week the NCAA declared Auburn University star QB Cam Newton eligible to play in Saturday’s SEC championship game versus Steve Spurrier’s South Carolina Gamecocks.

    Emboldened and energized by the NCAA’s decision, Newton’s embattled father Cecil escalated his future demands regarding his Heisman hopeful son.

    The elder Newton mandated these Mariah Carey-type diva [...]

    Reggie Bush’s Heisman Decision Prompts Other NFL Promises (Satire)

    (Satire) Widespread speculation surrounding the NCAA’s investigation finding that Reggie Bush and his family accepted cash and gifts from fledgling California sports agents prompted the 2005 Heisman winner to return the venerated Trophy.

    The New Orleans Saints RB star’s surprising decision spawned a series of other unlikely NFL players, coaches and teams to proffer [...]