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    FIFA Awards 2022 World Cup to Qatar (Satire)

    (Satire) On December 2, 2010, FIFA officially announced Qatar as host country of the 2022 World Cup.

    FIFA’s surprising selection of this little known, oft-mispronounced Persian Gulf Emirate is cited as a “courageous step into new territory.” Yea, kinda like intentionally marching right off the nearest cliff!

    Despite Qatar’s location in a politically unstable [...]

    Red Card the Refs!

    OK, Sepp Blatter. Dust off your personal collection of Red Cards and start booking some of the bumbling blokes you assembled to referee in this year’s World Cup. Red Card all the refs responsible for their awful officiating in South Africa…which was about as predictable as the flight of a Jubalani soccer ball. [...]

    Seinfeld Over Soccer

    In nearly every country across the globe soccer reigns supreme. Yet here in the USA, “The Beautiful Game” pales in popularity. American sports fans would rather watch Seinfeld reruns over soccer any day of the week because a deft, one touch pass leading to a goal still cannot trump barbs exchanged between Jerry and [...]