Rutgers Recruiting Snags Snooki on College Football’s Signing Day (Satire)

(Satire) Yesterday reported that Rutgers University landed the single biggest coup in this year’s NCAA College Football National Signing Day by inking Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to a binding commitment. According to head coach Greg Schiano, the irreverent, infamous and inane personality known as Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore fame officially … Continue reading

No Penance for Louisville’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino

Another fallen skirt chaser in the sports world will not be disciplined. University of Louisville Athletic Director Tom Jurich reiterated his school’s unwavering support for Men’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino yesterday following the conviction of Karen Cunagin Sypher, 50, for … Continue reading