Friday Sports Funny: Spitting in Baseball

Spitting in Baseball

Today’s Friday Sports Funny – spitting in baseball – is a major league problem.

While watching last night’s game on television, I became appalled by the disgusting discharges emanating from eminent Major League Baseball players.

Their spit seriously sullied my spectating enjoyment. Yuck!

I know all of America agrees with me that baseball players, coaches and managers spit way too much.

The only thing more annoying than Tim McCarver’s minutiae or Joe Buck’s babbling about boring baseball statistics is seeing the sunflower seeds and spittle splattering the baseball diamonds of our country’s beautiful ballparks.

Let’s Start a No Spitting Policy in Baseball

Major League Baseball needs to establish a No Spitting Policy immediately.

The MLB needs to look at other sports and learn from them.

You don’t see Lebron launching a loogie into the lane before attempting a free throw in an NBA game or Michael Phelps flinging phlegm into the pool before diving off the starting block in a big swim race.

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Before losing its faithful baseball fan base to saliva-free sports, the Commissioner needs to halt the hurling of hawkers by expunging expectorating from baseball.

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