In addition to steroids, the public display of adjusting the fellas must be eradicated from our nation’s favorite pastime.
It’s now time to bid good riddance to this deplorable display.
And yes, MLB fans, you know exactly what fellas I’m talking about.
These fellas in who are constantly being adjusted are the twins. And watching their adjustment is a major league problem for fans.
That’s right, they’re the two little round guys shielded from public view in the front of a player’s pants.
They should be snugly housed under the front flap of a player’s baseball uniform in an athletic supporter. And they should stay there and not constantly adjusted.
How aggravating for fans at a game, or for those watching in the stunning visual clarity of HDTV from the comfort of our living room couch, to witness these cherished twins endlessly being adjusted.
MLB Players Are Always Adjusting the Fellas
Whether in the batter’s box, at second base, on the pitcher’s mound, in the outfield or while walking out of the dugout in everybody’s plain sight, Major League Baseball players are constantly adjusting their fellas.
I realize how egregious baseball’s steroid scandal has been, but it can’t be that much worse than this continued, right-out-in-the-open rearrangement of the unmentionables.
The quick pinch, the gentle scratch, the polite poke, the painless pull, and especially the double fist groin grab for those really needy players have absolutely got to go.
That’s why we need to immediately banish the adjusting of the fellas from Major League Baseball today!
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