To celebrate this annual holiday, I’m giving away Scary Sports Comics – a FREE sports comic book.
It’s a collection of my favorite figuratively frightening sports comics.
The book isn’t intended to scare sports fans. But, each comic is meant to entertain sports fans of all ages.
The FREE book both highlights and lampoons the eerie expressions, creepy nicknames, ghostly references, frightening athletes, intimidating teams and unnerving clichés that comprise our unintentionally scary sports vocabulary.
This book cleverly chronicles individual stories of an elusive Galloping Ghost, a giant Green Monster and a terrifying boxer named The Executioner.
In addition, it disrupts the sleep of some readers with a story about the Nigerian Nightmare. It startles others with references to a champion boxer with Hands of Stone.
This book covers the awe-inspiring fury of The Lightning Bolt as he explodes out of the starting blocks. It focuses on the frightening force of a little known, but huge NCAA running back named Earthquake who once rambled through the line of scrimmage carrying a football.
In some of the chapters you may face your greatest fears. You’ll come face-to-face with a snarling Pit Bull, a venomous Black Mamba and an angry Raging Bull.
After squaring off on the soccer field with Scarface and pitching to Murderers’ Row, you may even think an encounter with the bruising Broad Street Bullies proves a mild consolation.
So, hurry up and check out Scary Sports Comics.
If you don’t, The Embalmer and The Undertaker may come looking for you sooner than you think.
It’s just funny and, better yet, it’s FREE!
Straight talk. No static.
MIKE on sports!