To celebrate today’s holiday, I just released my 3rd edition of the sports comic book Deadly Sports Stuff.
It’s available for safe downloading on Amazon for just 99 cents. Click HERE.
Here’s my intro. It should give you a feel for what’s inside Deadly Sports Stuff……
…..Today’s sports world is preoccupied with death.
The deadly language of sports is absolutely lethal. It permeates the entire landscape of sports.
Grim jargon and murderous mumbling in sports don’t stop with just a handful of carcinogenic cliches.
Check Out These Deadly Nicknames
Toxic titles are foisted upon famous teams like Doomsday Defense.
They’re given to aggressive players like The Cannibal.
And, they’re even emblazoned on college stadiums like Death Valley.
In spite of these notorious names, we accept them, along with other widespread mortal murmurings, as part of our country’s sports culture.
But, don’t blame me for the deadly diatribe.
The Media’s Morbid Manner When Reporting on Sports
Register responsibility with the media for the morbid manner it reports on NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL and FIFA action.
Yes, unrelenting mortal utterances are ubiquitous.
I laugh when I see how completely the media’s shroud of deadly clichés, references and expressions envelop sports in our society.
That’s why I wrote Deadly Sports Stuff. This book demonstrates how fixated sports fans are on the macabre. For example:
We applaud NFL punters for their mastery in directing punts into that eerie area called Coffin Corner.
We pay homage to fatal named athletes like The Embalmer, The Undertaker and The Executioner.
We admire the deadly marksmanship of a guy named Pistol Pete who was the greatest scorer in NCAA basketball history.
We proudly refer to two college football stadiums as Death Valley.
We even look back longingly at the 1994 Arkansas Razorback NCAA championship basketball team and their suffocating defense known as “40 Minutes of Hell.”
And, as fans, we revel in the excitement of Sudden Death Overtimes.
Sure, our country’s preoccupation with death and sports can make us wince.
But, we voluntarily participate in perpetuating the deadly language of sports.
In football, we explain how the blitzing linebacker buried the quarterback.
In baseball, we applaud teammates for successfully executing a suicide squeeze play.
And, in basketball, we always seem to reference how their deadly shooters murdered us.
Admittedly, we all love it. So, enjoy this killer comic book aptly called Deadly Sports Stuff. It will make you laugh, but it certainly won’t kill you! Happy Halloween. Boo!
MIKE – thee ultimate talking head on sports!