If you love funny stuff, then some of the following funny sports quotes should give you every reason to break out in a belly laugh.
This group of funny sports quotes comes in at #3 in my sports comic book available on Amazon called Favorite Sports Quotes.
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“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.” ~ FOX Football analyst and four-time Super Bowl Champion Terry Bradshaw.
“If horses can’t eat it, I won’t play on it.” ~ Former MLB player Dick Allen commenting on why he won’t play on Astroturf.
“When I am right, no one remembers. When I am wrong, no one forgets.” ~ Legendary MLB umpire Doug Harvey.
Judge: “Your actions are community service and a fine. Do you have any regrets?” Charles Barkley: ”Yes, I regret we weren’t on a higher floor.” ~ NBA Hall of Famer in court after throwing a man through a ground floor bar room window.
“It’s a partial sell-out.” ~ Unknown author, but a very clever response to a poorly attended basketball game.
“The more I practice, the luckier I get.” ~ retired PGA champion Gary Player.
“There are no fours.” ~ Never shy, now broke long range NBA shooter Antoine Walker on asked why he shoots so many threes.
“Nobody roots for Goliath.” ~ Dominating NBA Hall of Famer Wilt Chamberlain.
“Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” ~ Legendary tennis player Martina Navratilova.
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all of our games are played indoors.” ~ funny Valaraiso University basketball coach Weldon Drew.
When sportscaster Bob Costas asked then Houston Oilers Coach Phillips why he always took his wife on NFL road trips, he responded, “She’s too ugly to kiss good-bye.”
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