• Will Roger Federer Slam Future Volleys of Doubt at U.S. Open?

    This year’s dog days of summer can be best summarized by the dogged speculation now surrounding Roger Federer’s tennis future.

    As the five time U.S. Open champion prepares for this year’s 2011 tournament in Flushing, NY later this month, a volley of doubt has found firm footing in Federer’s court.

    Once the world’s [...]

    Caddy Steve Williams Steals Spotlight From Adam Scott at Bridgestone

    Not since the classic comedy Caddyshack hit movie theaters in 1980 has the carrier of golf clubs captured center stage.

    …..until yesterday in Akron, OH at the Firestone Country Club.

    Following Adam Scott’s impressive 17 under par victory at the World Golf Championships’ Bridgestone Invitational, his caddy, New Zealander Steve Williams, surprisingly stole [...]

    McIlroy Wins Golf’s US Open to Choruses of “Rory Rory Hallelujah”

    The cascading choruses of “Rory Rory Hallelujah!” started early Sunday at the Hollywood Country Club overlooking Belfast Lough in Northern Ireland.

    The same celebratory song continued across the Atlantic Ocean at the Congressional Country Club in Bethesda, MD as well as on NBC television as golf lovers from around the globe praised the sport’s [...]

    ESPN Announces Dancing with the Stars Spin-off (Satire)

    (Satire) Dancing with the Stars kicks off Monday on ABC.

    In a surprise twist, Dancing with the Stars’ (DWTS) unparalleled success has now spawned a spin-off sports show slotted for next spring on affiliate network ESPN. Aptly named Dancing with Parole Model Sports Stars, the series is hustling to assemble its ESPN All-Star line-up [...]

    Serena Williams Needs a Tennis Ball Binky

    Serena Williams – Source Wikimedia James Boyes

    During Saturday’s US Open Semi Final match, Serena Williams would have been best served by voluntarily stuffing the same ball into her mouth that she rudely offered to shove down the throat of a timid line judge.

    A make-shift “tennis ball binky” probably would have saved [...]

    The Grunting’s Gotta Go!

    Never knew tennis was such an obnoxiously loud sport.

    Whoa! Tennis…loud? I know what you’re thinkin’. MIKE’s lost it ‘cause all sports fans agree that tennis is dignified, cultured, quintessentially British with polite clapping for pretty pony-tailed girls sporting shapely short skirts.

    Well, that’s NOT the tennis I experienced last night from my $1,000 [...]