Boxing Promoter Don King Signs Lebron James’ Mom Following Miami Beach Scuffle (Satire)

(Satire) A wicked upper cut may have gotten Lebron James’ mom arrested earlier this week in Miami Beach for decking a slow moving valet attendant. But if flamboyant promoter Don King gets his way, Gloria James’ haymaker may also have secured her … Continue reading

NCAA Rules to Vacate Kentucky’s Final Four Appearance (Satire)

(Satire) The NCAA ruled today to vacate the University of Kentucky Basketball Team’s place in tomorrow’s Final Four in Houston, TX. The unprecendented news infuriated faithful Kentucky followers and shocked college basketball fans everywhere. NCAA President Mark A. Emmert cited … Continue reading

NCAA March Madness: Can You Say Ali Farokhamesh?

Can you say Ali Farokhamesh (Ah’-lee Fa-rook’-ha-mesh)? After this past weekend, absolutely! Even if you’re only a casual college basketball fan, you’re probably proclaiming the name Ali Farokhamesh everywhere you go. As a matter of fact, with unabashed confidence you’re … Continue reading

New Nicknames for Miami Heat’s Lebron James, Dwyane Wade & Chris Bosh

The Miami Heat‘s Lebron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh need to quit…while they’re still waaaaaaay behind…that is in NBA fan popularity contests held outside South Florida. Lebron James dubbed the three NBA superstars “the Heatles” after the legendary music group … Continue reading

Basketball Hall of Fame: Air Jordan…..Now Grounded!

His tears were genuine. He appeared poised, once again, to soar above all mere mortals in the basketball world. However, the monumental chip on Michael Jordan’s shoulder loomed larger than any words 23 uttered at last week’s Basketball Hall of … Continue reading