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Kim Kardashian Now Linked to NY Yankee Legend (Satire)

(Satire) “It’s like deja-vu all over again!” Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous for foraging after flashy football players, is once again romantically linked to another celebrity athlete – this time a jock from a different sport. And it’s not … Continue reading

Albert Haynesworth Passes Redskins’ Test (Satire)

(Satire) Washington Redskins’ defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth finally passed his mandatory conditioning test yesterday at the team’s practice facility in Ashburn, VA. Haynesworth successfully completed two sets of back-and-forth 25-yard sprints, passing two dozen buffet tables laden with barbequed ribs, … Continue reading

Knuckleheaded New York Knicks Re-Sign Isaiah Thomas

Tell me James Dolan and Donnie Walsh aren’t a couple of Knuckleheaded Knicks. What on earth were they thinking? I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or scream upon learning the news that these two senior NBA executives re-signed former … Continue reading

No Penance for Louisville’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino

Another fallen skirt chaser in the sports world will not be disciplined. University of Louisville Athletic Director Tom Jurich reiterated his school’s unwavering support for Men’s Basketball Coach Rick Pitino yesterday following the conviction of Karen Cunagin Sypher, 50, for … Continue reading

Boston Celtics Courting SHAQ-tastrophe!

The Celtics are courting SHAQ–tastrophe! Last season’s NBA Finals Runner Ups are flaunting with failure as the Celtics have signed 38-year-old former NBA All-Star Shaquille O’Neal to a two year contract. In this coming NBA season, look for a series … Continue reading

Lebron James’ Decision Part II (Satire)

(Satire) Sources close to the King-Without-a-Ring reported that ESPN will devote another hour covering Lebron James’ decision to take his talented flesh to Miami. This time….to get another tattoo. Incredulous at first, ESPN never thought Lebron had enough flesh cap … Continue reading

Chris Berman’s Bold ESPY 2011 Prediction (Satire)

(Satire) ESPN’s Bob Ley and Stuart Scott are smiling. Their legendary broadcasting buddy, Chris Berman, stepped way “outside the lines” this morning on my sports television talk show with a bold prediction. Booyah! Commenting on last night’s ESPY Awards in … Continue reading

MLB Needs to Expunge Expectorating

Spitting in baseball is a Major League problem. While watching last night’s All Star game on FOX, the disgusting discharges emanating from eminent National and American League players seriously sullied my spectating enjoyment. I know all of America agrees with … Continue reading